Funniest Joke in Urdu [Weekly Updates]

Har kisi ki zindagi mein muskurahat ek ehm cheez hai, Jiske bagiar zindgai apse mazamat karti hai. Iss liye hum apke zindgai mein hansi bharne ke liye laye hain, Bohut e mazedar funniest joke wo bhi urdu mein.

Ek recent research mein maloom hua ke jo insaan kam hanste hain. Wo jaldi boorhe hojate hain. Aur un logo ki zindagi beemariyon mein jakar jate hai. Jab ke unke muqable zyada hansne wale log der se boorhe hote hain, aur unki zindagi bhi zyada hoti hai. Aur zyada hansne wale log zyada tar beemari ka shikar nhi hote.

Funny Joke in Urdu

•  Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya!
• Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge!
• Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?

• 1st Sardar: Oye Agar Neend Na Aaye To Kya Kia Jaaye?
• 2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intizar Karne Se Achha Hai Ki Banda Soo Hi Jaye

• Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi.
• Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
• Police: Kyon Hasn Rahe Ho?
• Sardar: Main To Uthta Hi Subha 9 Baje Hun.

• Ek bus driver ki bus harab ho jati hai.
• Woh emergency ke lya phone karta hai.
• Toh ek gora phone uthata hai.
• Gora kehta hai whats the matter.
• Bus driver ko english nahi ati.
• Woh kehta he my bus is phussing na hilling na julling bus phus phus karing.

• EK family sholay flim dekh kar ghar wapis aai.
• Flim ka boot swar tha .
• Admi apni BV say nach basanti nach.
• Yeh bat nazdeek bethay houay us kay 4 sala betay nay sun lee aur bola
• BASANTI IS KUTY K SAMNAY MAT NACHNA

• EK larka aur uski puri family car mein ja rahi thi…
• Tabhi Police ne car ko roka aur bola: Ye safety
• week hai. Aap seat belt pahenkar car chala rahe ho.
• Isliye aapko Rs 2500 ka inaam diya jaata hai. Aap is inaam ka kya karoge?
• Larka: Main isse apna drivinglicense banwaoonga.
• Tabhi uski maa boli: Iski baat ka yakeen mat karo.
• Sharab peekar kuch bhi bolta hai.
• Uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekhke
• Bole: Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car mein hum ziyada
• door nahin ja payenge..!!!

Pathan Jokes in Urdu

Neeche hum ne Pathan ke ooper bane jokes ki list urdu mein di hai. Hume umeed hai apko pasand ayegi.

• Pathan : Kio Ro Rahay Ho ?
• Mamman : Mari Murghi Mar Gayi Ha
• Pathan : Hamara Baap Maar Gaya Per Hum Tu Nahi Roya
• Mamman : Tum Kio Roye Ga Tumhara Baap Anday Tordi Datta Taa

• Pathan : Shirt kay liya Khapda Dikhao
• Sales Man : Plan Maa Dikhao?
• Pathan : Nahi, Helicopter Maa Dikha Haram Khore
• Bas Pathan Dakha Nahi Kay Mazaq Shuro

• Ek Pathan Ka Raat Ko Cigarette Penay Ko Dil Cahaa
• Har Taraf Machis Dondye Per Kahi Nahi Mili
• Akhir Ma Na Umeed Ho Kar Moom Bati Buja Kay So Gaya
• Bay Chara

• Pathan Kay Mobile Per Raat 3 Bajy Phone Aya
• “App So Tu Nahi Rahy Tey”
• Pathan Guzay Ma Bola : Oye
• Ablees Ka Bacha ! Zarori Nahi Kay Har Pathan Chokidar Ho

• Judge : Is Pathan Ka Do Kan Khat Do
• Pathan : Nahi Ma Andha Ho Jao Ga
• Judge : Kan Khatnay Sa Andhay Kasy Ho Jao Gay ?
• Pathan : Chasma Teri Maa Ka Kan Per Lagao Ga Kia ? Jahil

• Pathan : Beta 2 Bister Kio Lagaye ?
• Beta : Ghar Per 2 Gust Any Hee
• Pathan : Kon Kon ?
• Beta : Ami Ka Bhai Or Mara Mamo
• Pathan : Phir 1 Or Laga, Mera Sala Be Aa Raha Ha

Teacher Student jokes Urdu

استاد شاگرد سے: تمہارے ساتھ یہ چھوٹا بچہ کون ہے؟

شاگرد: میرا چھوٹا بھائی شرافت

استاد: اسے کیوں لے کر آئے ہو؟

شاگرد: آپ نے ہی تو کہا تھا کہ کلاس میں شرافت کے ساتھ بیٹھا کرو۔

Ustad Shagird sy: Tumhary sath ye chota bacha kon hai?

Shagird: Mera chota bhai Sharafat hai

Usad: Isy kiun ly kar aye ho?

Shagird: Aap ny hi to kaha tha k class men sharafat k sath betha karo.

Husband Wife Jokes in Urdu

• Shohar: Tumhari ammi ki mazaaq karne ki aadat nhi gai.
• Biwi: Kya keh diya ami ne?
• Shohar: Aaj muj se puch rhi thi, meri beti se shadi kar ke khush to ho na???

• Biwi: Shadi se pehle ma pepsi ki bottle ki tarah smart thi.
• Shohar: Jal kar bola! tum to ab bi pepsi ki bottle ki tarah hi ho.
• Biwi: Khush hotey huwe! wo kese?
• Shohar: Pehle tum regular bottle ki tarah thi or ab jambo size.

• Shadi shuda doston ke liye ek khoobsurat baat
• Biwi agar gusa karne lage to us ko sirf itna keh do: “Bhurapey ma to gusa aa hi jata ha.”
• Aainda gusa karne se pehle ek baar soche gi zaroor.

• Shohar biwi ko angrezi sikha raha tha.
• Biwi dupehar ma: Dinner le lo je.
• Shohar: Jahil, ye dinner nahi lunch ha.
• Biwi: Jahil ho ge tum, ye raat ka bacha hua khana ha.

• Pehla aadmi: “Ya Allah muje chipkali bana de.
• Doosra aadmi: “Tum ye dua kyun kar rahe ho?”
• Pehla aadmi: “Kyun ke meri biwi chipkali ke siwa kisi se nahi darti.”

Last Update: 16-8-2022